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Local Man Streaking at the Rat Factory goes wrong after 100-hour pursuit on foot
OREGON, WA–Local man arrested and put on death row arrested after streaking in local rat factory in Oregon this morning. The morning of 10/7/2025 started normal, as the workers of local Rat factory, Ratatoing Factories Incorporated, walked into work with a man, naked, yelling “FREE THE RATS YOU FREAKING LUNATICS” over and over. Obviously, as…
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Local Man Discovers Sacred Amulet used by Nazis to claim Nearby City
WARREN, WI–On 9/6/2025, a local man discovers sacred amulet used by Adolf Hitler and his Nazi army that was used to claim a small nearby city, St. Paul, MN. The amulet was sued by Adolf Hitler to claim St. Paul as a part of his Nazi army. The amulet was used by combining Hitler’s blood…