WARREN, WI–On 9/6/2025, a local man discovers sacred amulet used by Adolf Hitler and his Nazi army that was used to claim a small nearby city, St. Paul, MN. The amulet was sued by Adolf Hitler to claim St. Paul as a part of his Nazi army. The amulet was used by combining Hitler’s blood with a Jew’s blood, spilled on the amulet, then thrown at the Mayor’s cranium. Obviously, the plan never came to fruition.
As this local historian FAT man said, “History will never repeat itself, but as that is not true, I will do what Hitler tried to do many, many moons ago. I will reclaim St. Paul for my own personal gain, and I will control and brainwash the population to my own ideals. My ideals are Superior, and you will be felled if you dare stop me. As I hold this amulet, I will now wreak havoc over this Great Nation and it will be mine.”
And now, as we all salute to our president FAT man, and drink our Rum n’ Cokes, we will now all be felled into absolute anarchy, just as he wanted.
UPDATE AS OF 9/7/2025:
Our president FAT man has been assassinated under his anarchist reign. President Ryan Reynolds-Wrap has returned to his office in Los Angles, Wisconsin, to reform his business that he started named “Mint Mobile” in which he is the president of, and not the president of the United States of America. The President of the United States of America, John Trump, has returned to office, with only a bruise on his right arm. He will hold a press conference about FAT man’s rule, and only then will 100% peace be restored to the whole Earth. No more war, no more Jews, and no more pornography, just as George W. America wanted.
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